Wordless Wednesday.

Hello My name is Ashlee....

and I'm a dork!
(and if this made you think of Sydney White then so are you!)

I have been MIA because my life has been taken over by a computer game.

Last night we reached the center of the Universe! (where I met Steve)

I knew I was a really BIG dork when I started reading the SPORE message boards. But, I just can't stop we must conquer the GROX!

When I'm not all consumed with SPORE I spend my time playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out on regular Nintedo circ 1985.

This is me. Mac. Outside the ring is my trainer. Doc

This is my current arch nemesis Soda Popinski. I will beat him!

Almost Wordless Wednesday

I was driving to work this morning thinking about how I have been a terrible blogger...and was looking through my camera to see what I was going to use for a wordless wednesday post. A little aggravated with myself for not taking many pictures lately (I saw 3 cousins this weekend).

Then I had this in my email when I got to work...

melt my heart!

Nice to know I was on your mind!

scaredy cat

Last night I ran to Target right before they closed.

When I got back the garage door was open. If my dog hadn't been inside I would have turned around and found somewhere else to sleep.

Alas, Kuddles was inside and I decided to be brave and enter the house praying I didn't get murdered. I was on the phone. I choose to believe that Scott would be able to help if something were to happen to me. I walked through the house checking behind every couch, in every closet, and under the beds, pretty much anywhere any sized human could fit. I found nothing. But, was pretty convinced that was because whoever was in there was hiding in the attic.

One of my friends texted me and I let him know I probably wouldn't make it though the night. So, at least that way two people knew what happened to me.

I slept with my contacts in because I am scared to death that I'll get kidnapped in the middle of the night and won't be able to see a thing. I moved the chest of drawers in front of my door and had a horrible nights sleep.

Tonight I will not be sleeping at home.

There has to be some way you can teach your children to be safe and cautious of their surroundings without making them neurotic individuals. My mom did not accomplish that with me, I hope I can do better for my children. Note to self scare tactic does NOT work!

In case you're wondering NEITHER of the people who knew what had happened called/texted/emailed me today to make sure I made it though the night! EW!

Wordless Wednesday.

the fifth of may

cinco de mayo...

I took French in high school (and college) not spanish.

I'm almost certain that in America cinco de mayo is just another organized reason for college kids to drink...I mean it's been a long time since the 17 of March.

now days the word cinco makes me think of ocho cinco...so silly.

but a midweek margarita doesn't sound too bad :)

Dallas.

I didn't take as many pictures as I normally do when I was in the big D last weekend. But, here is what I did get....

Sonic in Texas has tacos on the menu...weird.

Kuddles likes to be high.

Can you guess who that lump is?

Milo!

This is a good place to hide from thunder!

This is a better place!!

Sadly, I didn't take one picture of Miss. Mia Grace (I stole these right off Megan's facebook I hope she doesn't mind, but since she doesn't read my blog I thnk I'm safe). But I met her! and she's about as cute as she can be! I saw Megan and Brandyn too, it had been way too long!! She's too cute not too feature!

Is she not the cutest thing you've seen all day!

Meggie and her cute baby!

Brandyn makes Mia laugh so much!

She has her Mommy's eyes!!