This is my first ever Not Me Monday! If you wanna know all about it head over to MckMama's blog (she started it/hosts it) and read more experienced NOT MErs!
I did not spend the last 5 days of my life reading every single post on MckMama's blog because she is my new favorite blogger. I would never do that I have far more important/interesting things to do in my life than sit in front of the computer reading 1300 blog posts of some stranger with really cute kids.
I did not spend one day with two different ex boyfriends (at different times) this weekend, and even if I did I wouldn't publicize it on my blog because that would just make me look bad.
I did not hurry up and read to the end (or beginning) of MckMama's blog today so that I could participate in nmm...because really I do have a life.
I did not find an old banana in the backseat of my car this week. And even if I did find a rotting banana in my car I would have thrown in away immediately not just moved it to the other side of the car so no little feet would step on it. That would be unsanitary.